Friday, September 12, 2014

The Increase of Crappy Beer in America

           

The tidal wave of craft beers that has flooded the beer market in the United States has been a blessing to beer drinkers in America. The end of the domination of Miller and Anheuser-Busch, for most beer drinking Americans has enhanced the overall standard of beer in America. Today, the amount of styles of beers that American beer drinkers have access to when at their local grocery store can be overwhelming. IPA’s, pale ales, hefenweizens, stouts, porters, lagers, lambics, saisons, bock, and much more, including variations of all these beers. Not to mention massive number of new breweries popping up all the time have saturated the beer market.             
            The overwhelming access to this huge selections of beer style and the rapid increase of breweries that make them has caused Americans to neglect some of the most important and best beers ever brewed.  American beer was built on a perfect, smooth, light tasting stylte of lager also known as pilsner. Rarely can you find a Craft brewery that brews pilsner. 
             There may be two major reasons for the neglecting of this perfectly balanced beer. Pilsner yeast must be fermented at a lower temperature (55° F, as opposed to lager yeast which ferments at 68° F according to White Labs Yeast).  It also must be fermented longer. This requires large spaces for refrigeration systems to ferment pilsners. Smaller, less funded breweries may not have the funding, space, or equipment to ferment a pilsner.
            Pilsners were first brewed in the Pilzen, a city in the Eastern region of the Czech Republic near the German border.  It was originally fermented in the cellars of the monastery that holds a steady temperature of about 55°.  Today you can visit these cellars and they still hold a cold temperature, although the breweries have moved across town.           
            The original Miller, Budweiser, Pabst, Schlitz were all modeled after the Czech and German pilsners, and this is the other reason that Americans have shunned pilsners. The stigma of the large-batch nation-wide brewery in the current generation has been very negative (except for the re-emergence of Pabst, hipsters love that horrible, horrible beer).  This encourages craft breweries to try new things, which may or may not be a good idea.  Sure a pumpkin beer around thanksgiving could be interesting, but some breweries take it too far.
            Original German or Czech Pilsner is brewed following the German purity law which only allows the use of grain, hops, water, and yeast. It is the perfect combinations these that make pilsner the perfect beer.  If done correctly, it is a perfect balance of flavors; hoppy bitterness and acidity, fruity, and malty all at the same time.  Some American breweries have attempted their own pilsners, most notably Mama Lil Yella Pils by Oscar Blues in Boulder, Colorado and Scrimshaw Pilsner by North Coast Brewing Company. Both of these breweries make good attempts but do not have the true pilsner flavor.  Trumer is the one brewery that stands out among breweries in America in terms of making a perfect pilsner.
 The aspect that makes Trumer that stands out among other is that they only brew pilsner. Trumer is originally an Austrian pilsner (which is still brewed in Austria), that has been transplanted from Austria and is now brewed in the San Francisco bay area.  They have taken a long time successful import and simply moved its brewing and recipe to the United States. 
Craft Breweries get too carried away with the amount of IBU's, malts, different types of hops, and varieties of yeast.  There needs to be a new beer movement toward quality and not originality.  To many breweries try to hard to be different and original, when all they need to do is simply brew beer that is enjoyable to drink. If more craft breweries began brewing pilsners, the American beer industry may regain its standard of quality, drinkable beer.



Here is an great article on the American Craft Beer Industry:
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/12/craft-beer-expensive-cost_n_5670015.html

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Is this funny?


Vice's 'Kids Telling Dirty Jokes. They say they found the kids found on Craigslist.


 










Yea it's pretty damn funny...

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Another reason to brew your own beer...



Beer: a magical mixture of hops, barley, and tiny pieces of plastic

A study done by a German research firm tested 24 German beers, including the ten most popular beers in Germany (Oettinger, Krombacher, Bitburger, Becks, Warsteiner, Hasseroder, Veltins, Paulaner, Radeberger, and Erdinger).  Researchers found the 100% of the beers tested contained micro-plastic particles. These are the same kind of plastic particles found in the Pacific Garbage patch, which is not actually an island as many people believe, but a collection of microscopic plastic particles that will not biodegrade for generations.  

Researchers wrote in the latest edition of  

Food Additives and Contaminants:

“The small numbers of microplastic items in beer in themselves may not be alarming, but their occurrence in a beverage as common as beer indicates that the human environment is contaminated by micro-sized synthetic polymers to a far-reaching extent.”

To read more:

  http://grist.org/list/beer-a-magical-mixture-of-hops-barley-and-tiny-pieces-of-plastic/

 

 

This VICE documentary on the Pacific Garbage patch does a great job of explaining the garbage vortex.

VICE News: Garbage Island: An Ocean of Plastic

Check out the three part documentary here:

 http://youtu.be/D41rO7mL6zM

 http://www.alexhoffordphotography.com/temp/files/AlgalBloom-07(1).jpg

 







Monday, September 8, 2014

The Right Food but the Wrong Brew



 
Photo taken by Breweries.findthebest.com

                  Right in the heart of Haight District there are plenty of bars and restaurants, most of which cater to tourists, and few of them are the kind of place you want to take your first date.  That all changed once Magnolia opened on the corner of Haight and Masonic.  Magnolia Gastropub raises the bar on quality food in the Haight district, and hopefully other restaurants will follow their lead, Magnolia’s beer on the other hand could use some work.

                  Magnolia is one of the best places to eat in Haight. The food selection at is very comforting and tasty, nothing crazy or super hip like lots of the places in San Francisco.  They serve good down home cooking, with a few interesting specials available. The pork chops and mash potatoes served with well-pureed apple chutney, which is a nice traditional dish, but which can easily be overcooked or served poorly. The pork chop was cooked perfectly, some people insist on over cooking pork and chicken, but recent studies have shown that cooking your chicken or pork a little more rare (not bloody) is safe, and keeps it moist and tender.  The mash potatoes perfectly moist and pureed perfectly and complimented the pork chop and apple chutney perfectly, which is more like or a chunky apple sauce with the fancy name of chutney.

                   The beer on the other hand, they may need some give some more time and thought too.  Since they had only been open a few month (maybe weeks) at the time when I went I will give them a small break, but their beer was mediocre at best.  At least three different in house brewed beers were very disappointing. The flavor and depth of the beers (Stout, Pale Ale, and a Rice beer) was just not there. They were all very flat we missing a solid hoppy flavor.  The rice beer, which I had resorted to after being disappointed by my first two beers, was not as horrible and had a sake flavor to it.
                  This is another example of a gastro-pub or microbrewery that moved to fast.  They found a great location on the corner on a busy corner, and have the ability to draw in droves of tourist visiting the historic Haight District and locals.  But they took no time to perfect any of their beers and it really takes away from the whole dining experience. They have the skill, they have the equipment, and they have the desire to be a great brewery, but they need to slow it down and take a moment to focus on one thing at a time. 

                  Appreciate the length and energy it takes to perfect a good beer recipe and you can then brew a beer that will draw the locals as well as the tourist.  Magnolia is always brewing up new beers and trying new foods on the menu according to their website, and they plan on expanding their beers and hopefully selling their bottled beer locally. Until Magnolia has done that, I don't think they have the quality to expanding anywhere.

Grade:
Food- A-
Beer- C-

 Magnolia Gastropub
1398 Haight St, San Francisco, CA 94117
(415) 864-7468
 11:00AM-12:00AM Mon-Thur
11:00AM-1:00 Fri
 10:00AM-1:00AM Sat
10:00AM-!0:00PM Sun
Weekend Brunch: Sat-Sun !0:00AM- 2:30PM